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[To Orihime, open to others if the occasion arises] 
14th-Jul-2007 10:35 pm
Hannibal
Time: Just after sending Renji and Rukia off to bake pies.
Location: Orihime's holding cell.
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*Is humming a jaunty little tune, and fortunately concealing his slavering at the thought of all the pie that should be waiting for him when he gets done with....a little taunting session.*

Ukelala hasn't been properly intimidating the prisoner...there needs to be more psychological warfare! WITH A SMILE!

*Just walking in casually, never mind knocking--that's for mere mortals.*

HELLO THERE, HOSTAGE~~~~! AND HOW ARE WE TODAY, WITH OUR FRIENDS ALL CAPTURED OR DYING <3<3<3?
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15th-Jul-2007 03:08 am (UTC)
*Turns with a start when she hears Aizen enter. Frowns in confusion because Aizen-sama is almost always attached to Bancouch, and right now he isn't.*

Aizen-sama...

*flinches at the mention of her friends, captured or dying*

Is he here because I used the intercom?

*searches for something to say. Decides not to talk about Ulquiorra's jacket, which she has laid out to be stitched back together.*

Uhm... this was an interesting lunch...?
15th-Jul-2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
*Grinning broadly, in a way that makes flowers on precipices wither, and still under the misapprehension that Orihime is in her time of the month.*

Oh, I'm sure Halibel made VERY interesting meal conversation, especially if she was PMSing, too...sometimes I wonder if I should temporarily promote her to Primera Espada just for one week out of every month...

*Decides that, just because boobies get tender about that time, he's going to torment Orihime by honking one...HONK*
16th-Jul-2007 05:41 pm (UTC)
Halibel... *is completely confused now about Halibel's PMS and temporary promotions*

*and THEN he honked her boob O_o *

Y-you just - why did you grab Peetah?

*So confused that she wants to cry and call out Tsubaki at the same time*

Wah, did Aizen-sama just give me PMS?

WHY DID YOU GIVE ME PMS?

*backs away from him and accidentally bumps into the intercom button yet again*

YOU SHOULD KEEP YOUR PMS TO YOURSELF, AIZEN-SAMA!
20th-Jul-2007 04:42 am (UTC)
*Leans in very, very close to Orihime--blow-your-rape-whistle-and-kick-for-the-groin close--grinning like a hyena on nitrous oxide watching The Aristocrats.*

I DID IT BECAUSE I'M AN EVIL OVERLORD AND CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT~~~~~~~~~! AND WITH KYOUKA SUIGETSU, YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M DOING IT OR NOT <333333
20th-Jul-2007 05:02 pm (UTC)
He's too close - he's too close and he's not Kurosaki-kun, and his breath smells like graham crackers... Tatsuki-chan told me what I should do - but was that only for Chizuru-chan and Keigo-kun when she wasn't around to help? But he just grabbed Peetah, and that's what Chizuru-chan tries to do right before... right before... AH! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO WHEN PEOPLE GRAB PEETAH OR POOH!!

*Mind is whirling at a thousand miles per hour. It looks like a typical Orihime space-out, until her eyes snap back to Aizen-sama's face.*

NO!

THAT'S MY PURSE!
Oh wait, that was from our PE self-defense class, not Tatsuki-chan - oops!

*With that, her foot snaps up toward Aizen-sama's groin, and her elbow follows toward his gut.*
5th-Aug-2007 03:00 am (UTC)
*There is a solid CLUNK as Orihime's knee and elbow connect with Aizen's protective body armor (having discovered that Wanderweiss is liable to headbutt anything within range) and his smile never wavers.*

Your purse, captive? Ohhhh if you wanted THAT you shouldn't have lolligagged around handing out kisses during your last twelve hours on Earth~~~~!
7th-Aug-2007 10:26 pm (UTC)
Uhm....

*very distracted by the hard clunks where Aizen should have been softer... UNLESS HE WERE A ROBOT*

Hey - I was a robot once!

*frowns and tries to remember... meat? - Yes! Throwing meat at Ishida-kun! That's right, and Aizen was there - AS A ROBOT, TOO!*

*points at him in a Eureka! moment*

YOU HAD A REALLY BIG HELMET! I REMEMBER NOW! AND YOU TOLD KUROSAKI-KUN YOU WERE HIS FATHER, AND THEN YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR CAPE!

all I need to do is short-circuit his wiring with... WITH WATER!

*grabs a glass of water from her lunch tray and hurls it where his blinky display used to be.*
12th-Aug-2007 07:40 pm (UTC)
..aaaaaaaaaa...

*Suddenly lands on the cold hard ground of a place he doesn't recognize, shifts into a crouching position, scanning for reiatsu, and gasps when he feels so many all over the place. And the closest one, much more dangerous than any other, is awfully familiar. When he turns around, his eyes first narrow at the sight of Aizen, before widening again when he sees Orihime, dressed as an Arrancar. The hand that was at his sword drops again*

Orihime-chan... Yamamoto-soutaichou was right...
15th-Aug-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
Ukitake-san!

*sees the way Jyuushiro is staring at her and looking quite horrified.*

Yamamoto-soutaichou? H-he knows about this? *pokes at her outfit, thinking they're talking about her clothes*

But Ulquiorra said it looks good on me....
15th-Aug-2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
*Aizen frowns momentarily at Ukitake getting spit out by an interdimensional void, but then he realizes what's running through the other Shinigami's head and his grin starts to tickle his ears.*

YES, DOESN'T SHE LOOK JUST DIVINE AS THE PRINCESS OF HUECO MUNDO <3<3<3<3? TOTALLY VOLUNTARY, THAT, NOTHING FORCED ABOUT IT AT ALL--AND THE ARRANCAR DO LOVE HER COMPANY SOOOOOOO MUCH~~~~!
15th-Aug-2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
*Jyuushirou is actually glad for Aizen's wardrobe change because it makes it impossible to see the Captain he liked and respected in him. But to see Orihime like that is a shock he really wasn't expecting*

Everything is your fault, Aizen. All the way back to Kaien...even that was your doing.

*Shakes his head slowly*

She even knows their name...

Orihime-chan, I didn't want to believe it. I wanted to trust Kuchiki and Ichigo-kun's feelings when they said...

*Hand slowly goes back to the hilt of his zanpakutou*

I'm truly sorry but I would rather finish you here and now than let them see you like this...
16th-Aug-2007 12:14 am (UTC)
*Eyes widen*

He- would rather kill me... by his own hands... than see me like this??

*Starts to sob*

I can change.... I can... It's only clothes, see?

*starts unbuttoning her top to demonstrate*

...I just don't know where they put my school uniform, though... does it really look that bad, Ukitake-san??
22nd-Aug-2007 11:35 pm (UTC)
*To Ukitake:* Well of COURSE it's all my fault--I wouldn't be much of an evil overlord if it WEREN'T, now WOULD I? <3

*To Orihime, with some edge in it:* HIME-CHAN SHOULD NOT STRIPPING IN MIXED COMPANYYYYYYYY~~~~~!
27th-Aug-2007 09:59 am (UTC)
*Hand drops away from the hilt of Sougyo no Kotowari again*

Something about their behaviours doesn't add up... Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions, Jyuushirou.

Did he catch me in his hypnosis the instant I arrived here? How can I know now?


*Stares at Orihime again*

How could you do this, Orihime-chan? Did you not think your friends would follow you and risk their lives to save you, believing you had been kidnapped? Or worse, that you were already dead??

Kuchiki, Abarai-kun, Ichigo-kun, Ishida-kun... You will be responsible if anything happens to them, Orihime-chan. Can you live with that for the rest of your days, in your beautiful palace, surrounded by those creatures who like you so much?
30th-Aug-2007 04:23 pm (UTC)
*Hands drop from her buttons. As Ukitake-taichou speaks, she starts to cry and buries her face in her hands*

I didn't mean for any of this to happen! I wish you'd believe me and I don't think I can tell you everything you want to know with HIM standing here and going on about pies and PMS - I can never think about pies ever again after all this when I say I only meant to help...

*Wipes at nose with her sleeve*

...Please, Ukitake taichou. If I can ask one thing from you, please rescue the others and take them away from here. Forget about me, but please save them.
5th-Sep-2007 06:21 am (UTC)
*Senses that Orihime has revealed a little bit too much truth, so he grabs his zanpakutou and attempts to divert Ukitake's attention.*

SORRY BUT WE CAN'T LET THE TAUNTING GO ON ANY LONGER--nothing personal, Jyuu-chan, but you have to go now~~~~~~~~

*Swings to deliver a killing blow!*
9th-Sep-2007 08:22 pm (UTC)
*Thankfully, his hand wasn't that far from the hilt of his zanpakutou and he manages to pull it and parry the blow at the last second, before jumping out of Aizen's reach*

You've been fooled, you idiot. Did you not watch over her training with Kuchiki? Did you not see what sort of person she was? How could you even believe that she would betray her friends?

*Smiles and clutches the hilt of Sougyo no Kotowari tighter. He cannot release it and fight Aizen when Orihime is around*

Did you really intend to finish me off in one blow, Aizen? Don't call me that! Only one person calls me that and it certainly isn't you! Don't underestimate me.


[OOC: This is probably craptastic, but I must say I wasn't expecting Aizen to attack directly ^^; Not too sure where we're going to take this but I'll follow your lead. Kim, you have the permission to wound Jyuu if you wish, providing Hime can heal him afterwards, maybe...?]
10th-Sep-2007 05:04 pm (UTC)
No no no no NOOO!

*Puts herself in the narrow space between the two men, their zanpakutou inches away from her shoulder and Jyuushiro behind her, and starts invoking Santen Kesshun.*

Please stop fighting!

((OOC: the shield may or may not be up in time to block another blow. Up to you guys))
19th-Sep-2007 04:54 am (UTC)
*Aizen's aim frankly isn't so great now that he's lost the glasses (contacts only do so much for astigmatism, so he swings through the half-formed shield...but it deflects his blow enough that he only cuts through a lock of Orihime's hair.*

NEXT ONE WON'T MISS, DEAR~~~~~

*Yeah, right...*
28th-Sep-2007 04:41 pm (UTC)
*Eyes widen and he gasps when Aizen swings his zanpakutou straight at Orihime, and now he's even more confused than he ever was*

Isn't she supposed to be on his side, even if it's by force? Why bring her here and keep her hostage if he's ready to get rid of her that easily?

*Grabs Orihime and shoves her behind him before releasing his zanpakutou*

Sougyo no Kotowari!

I don't know what you're up to, Aizen--well, we never know what you're up to, but I won't let you hurt her more than you already have!


[OOC: Sorry, wrong account... ^^;]
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