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Because crack never dies...
[ Open to Ryuuken, Isshin] 
7th-Aug-2007 10:18 pm
Time: Early in the evening
Location: Urahara Shouten

Tsk. I'd best be shipping Ryuuken off to Hueco Mundo as quickly as possible. Unfortunately for him that won't mean that he's getting rid of me, especially since I'll be inviting myself to tag along with him and Isshin. I've still got a bone to pick with Aizen...

~ ♥ I would never ever ever offer Isshin some pills to sedate you, although they...in theory of course...could have a very pleasant and stunning effect on your otherwise cheerful mood. ♥ ~

*snaps his fingers and suddenly an elevator covered in cobwebs appears in the middle of the store*

~ Gentlemen...let's head to the gate, shall we? ♥ ~
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7th-Aug-2007 08:41 pm (UTC)
*Can't hold back a chuckle. Trust good old Kisuke to make him smile even as his son has gone off to Hueco Mundo to battle Aizen's army of monsters as well as his own Hollow*

Just like I would never even think about sedating you, Ryuu-kun...

*Prepares to possibly dodge an arrow and walks towards the elevator, hands hooked behind his neck in what appears to be a very relaxed fashion*

C'mon, let's go. The sooner we go the sooner we get back...
7th-Aug-2007 09:18 pm (UTC)
*Opens gate from Seireitei*

It's been quite a while since I've done this... I think there's a better way to...

*looks down and sees the ground is quite far from his feet*

...but maybe I never learned correctly...*

*Is falling at a high rate - grabs hat before it flies away and holds sake close to his chest*

...sorry Madarame, I think I was hungover for that class!...

*Sees he is about to land very hard on someone dressed as a shinigami, with a haori that appears to be for the Royal Guard*

OIIIII!!! WATCH OUT, DOWN THEEEERE!!!

-RYUZOJI?!

8th-Aug-2007 03:11 am (UTC)
*is right behind Kyouraku as he steps through the gate, doesn't notice their entrance into mid-air until he sees Kyouraku dropping from view and hears bits of what the captain is saying on his way down like 'sorry Madarame' and 'hungover'*

SHIT.

*tries to turn and get back into the gate before he plunges to the ground as well, but only manages to get one hand onto the bottom of the gate*

*looks up at the gate and then down at the men on the ground, he sighs and does his best to swing himself out of the way so he doesn't land on top of anyone*

Maybe you should consider a refresher course, Kyouraku-taichou. Renji even managed to get the gate to open on the ground that last time we came, it can't be that hard to learn...if you're sober.
10th-Aug-2007 06:40 am (UTC)
*After Ikkaku slips through, the gate SHOULD close up neatly and obediently, but instead it starts to get larger, and darker...and then in turns into a giant sucking maw. Lightning crackles somewhere deep within it, it spits something bedraggled out onto the ground with a sound like a Dispos-All on the fritz, and then disappears again with a POP. And an ominous echo of fangirl laughter.*
12th-Aug-2007 07:28 pm (UTC)
*Is suddenly sucked out of Soul Society and dropped on the ground of the shouten, right next to the Isshin-Shunsui pile, and lands head first, with his ass sticking up. Gets back on his feet in as dignified a way as one can manage in such a situation and looks around, mortified to discover that there was an audience -- and what audience*

What...happened...?
12th-Aug-2007 07:51 pm (UTC)
*Was about to snap something at Isshin and Kisuke, but then the ceiling opened up and spat Shinigami at them, and that kind of broke Ryuuken's brain a little.*

HOW--WHY--WHAT THE HELL...

*Catches sight of Shunsui and his eyes widen until you can see the whites.*

HIM. The one who hit on Uryuu when he was wearing the maid's costume...the one who stripped in front of everyone...the one who tried to seduce me in the garden...HE'S FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND SCREWING THINGS UP.

*Lunges at Shunsui like a rabid housecat.* DIE, YOU WALKING CURSE!!!
13th-Aug-2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
*yelps as Shunsui and Baldy land on top of him and Isshin*

I should have seen that one coming a mile away.

*tries to crawl out from underneath the pile*

~ Oi! Shunsui-kun, ya know I'm glad to see you again, but could you please move. ♥ But what's with you and travelling through gates. I don't think you could have gotten any worse, but it seems that you haven't gotten any better either. They do still teach it at the academy, right? You might want to reconsider taking those classes again. ♥ ~

*Looks up and watches as the portal spit out Bya-kun. He can't help, but smirk as the captain lands face first on the floor, his butt sticking upwards*

Oh, this is just priceless. Knowing him, he's probably reeaaalllyy mortified that all of us noticed his less than gracious entry.

*stops gloating when he hears Ryuuken's voice*

Uh-oh.This is bad.Really bad.

*sees the murderous glint in the Quincy's eyes*

~ ♥ Um..Isshin? I think Ryuu-kun has gone a bit nuts. We should definitely take those happy pills with us ♥ ~

*jumps up and tries to keep Ryuuken from killing Shunsui*
13th-Aug-2007 05:06 pm (UTC)
Uh?

*Is caught off-guard, doesn't manage to avoid Shunsui and finds himself flat on the floor with his former friend on top of him before he knows what's happened*

What the hell? Urgh, Shunsui-san, those years haven't been kind to you; you should have left more food for Jyuushirou-san...

*Watches with eyes wide open and Byakuya lands next to them and can't help laughing even though his situation really isn't that much better*

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!! Well, hello to you too, Byakuya!

*Would have loved to gloat some more but there's suddenly a strong killing intent coming from his best friend so he tosses Shunsui aside and puts himself in front of him, arms outstretched*

Now, now, 'Ken, you don't want to do this. Remember, we're here to stop our sons eloping get our boys back, ne?
14th-Aug-2007 06:24 pm (UTC)
Oh thank the gods the sake is safe!

Ryu- Kurosaki! Thank you for being softer than the ground! Maaaah? The first thing you say to your senpai is that he's gotten fat? So cold... I haven't gained weight! - look, I still fit into my clothes, but you feel loftier than before, ne?

*Eyes open wide and is about to laugh and make some joke about Byakuya being ass-up, but then hears a bloodcurdling Quincy war cry*

I-Ishida??

"Walking curse"?

I think you need some sake *takes cup from haori sleeve and pours (is so confident in Isshin's ability to keep Ryuuken at bay that he can be relaxed about this) and holds it out*

I don't think I've ever done anything that...

*O_o*

Ohhhhhh... I see now.

Here, please take the sake as a peace offering.
16th-Aug-2007 05:27 pm (UTC)
*between Shunsui landing on Isshin and Byakuya making his less-than-graceful landing he can't help but to snicker at them, he does try to keep it down though because Byakuya is probably not in a good mood and is much faster than he is*

Dammit, I really have to start bringing a camera with me!

*stops snickering for a moment when Ryuuken yells at Shunsui and then lunges at him*

Ishida-sensei is definitely more energetic and healthier looking now. I wonder what the hell Kyouraku-taichou did to warrant this?

*it's clear that both Isshin and Urahara are worried about Ryuuken doing serious damage to Shunsui, but the situation just turns too comical when Shunsui offers Ryuuken sake as a peace offering*

HAHAHA! There's no way in hell that's going to work, Kyouraku-taichou!
22nd-Aug-2007 12:19 pm (UTC)
*Is used to the fact that people like Shunsui--and Isshin, and Kisuke--often ignore him, but is still slightly miffed that his presence can be so easily dismissed by five people. Then again, maybe it's not such a bad thing after all*

*Looks around and recognizes Urahara's horrible shop, in which he'd come to fetch Renji some time ago, before this whole madness started...*

*To Ikkaku--not that he particularly wants to talk to him at all*

So, Madarame-san, I see you decided to take action anyway. Am I to assume that you are responsible for this?


[Sooooorry, I didn't realize I was holding the thread!]
22nd-Aug-2007 11:44 pm (UTC)
*Is being held back by Urahara, and Shunsui is blocked behind Isshin, but still claws the air furiously when offered the sake.*

*To Isshin:* I'M NOT GOING TO GO FETCH URYUU UNTIL I CAN BE SURE NO ONE WILL SEDUCE HIM AND TRY TO GET HIM DRUNK BACK HERE!

*To Shunsui:* WHAT IS IT ABOUT QUINCIES THAT YOU'RE SO INTENT ON CHASING AFTER US??
23rd-Aug-2007 06:54 pm (UTC)
~ ♥ Please calm down, Ishida-san. I'm sure that Shunsui-kun didn't mean anything by it. He can't really help it that he hits on everything walking on two legs when he's drunk...♥~

*turns his head around and sees Shunsui offering the sake to Ryuuken*

I don't think it's Shunsui you need to be worrying about when it comes to your precious son, especially since Ichigo and him seemed to be joined at the hip as of late

~ I can understand that you might want to hurt him, but if you really want to save your son...you should be heading towards the elevator instead of trying to maim the captain of the 8th division. You can always try and kill him when you get your son back, Ryuu-kun. It's called prioritizing...♥~
27th-Aug-2007 09:28 am (UTC)
*Lets out a loud sigh*

Shunsui-san, you're not making this any easier...

*Takes a deep deep breath and yells louder than 'Ken*

QUIEEEEET!!

LOOK GUYS, THIS ISN'T THE TIME, OK? I MAY NOT LOOK AS IMPATIENT AS GRUMPY KITTY OVER HERE BUT I TOO AM DYING TO GET MY BOY OUT OF THERE! AND IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL OTHERS IN THEIR OWN. DAMN. GROUP!

So, please, you guys have one minute to sort out whatever it is that's got Grumpy's knickers in a twist, and then we'll all be on our way.
30th-Aug-2007 04:15 pm (UTC)
*Still holding out the cup of sake, but is starting to feel a little foolish doing so*

Doesn't seem that Ishida will take this, so maybe I should drink it for him? Yare yare, it's terrible to waste sake.

"Chasing"? Now I don't think that's very fair, Quincy-san. If you remember, you were the one to attack me in that pleasant-smelling room hm, just like you're trying to attack me now - what is it about me that you can't resist, neeee?, and while your hair gave you trouble and your son was cold in his charming dress, I only sought to help you two... and your hair was put together, and your son was - quite warm I have no explanation for the thing that almost happened, and I'm counting on you not to bring that up or else my argument will have some flaws.

But - you feel wronged. And you apparently don't want sake. *drinks* So let me help you one last time to settle things - I will join you in going to Hueco Mundo to save your sons. Will that even things out for you, Quincy-san?
1st-Sep-2007 03:12 am (UTC)
*stops laughing and does his best not to scowl at Byakuya-it doesn't work*

I couldn't stand sitting around doing nothing, so yeah I decided to come here. I don't know why you'd think I'm responsible; if you want to blame anyone then I'd say blame Kyouraku-taichou. Looks like you'll have to take a number for that, though.

*turns back to watch the other men's argument, but now it's just more annoying than humorous*

Everyone will feel a lot better once we get to Hueco Mundo and can kick some Arrancar ass. So let's go.

*heads over to the elevator Urahara mentioned and stands there impatiently still scowling*
2nd-Sep-2007 07:14 pm (UTC)
*Lets out a rather exasperated sigh when Isshin starts shouting and tries his best to ignore the argument going on. Which, unfortunately, only leaves Ikkaku to talk to...*

*Speaking rather quietly, more to himself than to Ikkaku, really*

I will not lower myself to the point of arguing with that drunkard, but I will make sure to file a report to Yamamoto-soutaichou, advising Kyouraku-taichou's abilities be reviewed, maybe...

*Slowly walks towards the elevator, but keeps away from Ikakku so that it doesn't look like he's actually following him*
5th-Sep-2007 06:35 am (UTC)
*Gives one last lunge against Urahara's grip, to get as close to Shunsui's face as possible.*

You'd BETTER have made up your mind what you want, Kyouraku. Otherwise, I'm sure your partner will be glad to join me in making you target practice.

*Pulls away from Kisuke and stalks down the hall, gripping himself like he's cold or in pain.*
7th-Sep-2007 04:01 pm (UTC)
*Sighs*

Maybe I shouldn't try to be so helpful... hopefully this too won't backfire.

*Decides not to say anything more even though Ryuuken is clearly upset*

...luckily Jyuushiro knows about this. And luckily that incident took place two thousand years ago. Yes, Jyuu-chan and I have had a good run <3 Although I think he'll be rather cross at this unexpected, unannounced trip. Ah well, I suppose I'll be begging for forgiveness yet again soon.

*Turns his attention to Urahara and smiles*

So, old friend, can I join your little trip?
9th-Sep-2007 11:05 am (UTC)
*smiles and nods at Shunsui*

That could have ended a lot worse than it did. Ryuuken's stronger than he looks, although I'm still doubting the damage he'd be able to do with his special "manly" Quincy clawing attack.

~ ♥ Now that that's settled and we're getting along again, I suggest that we all go into the elevator. I'm assuming we all want to get to Hueco Mundo as soon as possible, neh? ♥

*walks towards the mangy looking elevator and suddenly remembers that he also added something to the design and functions of the elevator some sixty-odd years ago*

~ Gentlemen, please step into the elevator as quickly as possible. ♥ We'll be be able to reach Hueco Mundo within a matter of minutes...♥ ~

*as he steps into the elevator an annoying tune starts playing in the background*

[OOC: Is it okay if the elevator transports them to Hueco Mundo right away? Originally it was supposed to go to Urahara's secret underground lair, but I think it'd be better if we ended up in HC as soon as possible.]
12th-Sep-2007 12:17 am (UTC)
((OOC: Works for me!))
14th-Sep-2007 09:24 am (UTC)
*Lets out a sigh and rolls his eyes, before following after Ryuuken*

Thank you, guys...

*Shoves Ryuuken around the back of the elevator and follows immediately after, gripping the suddenly frail-looking shoulder a little bit too tight, hoping his friend will understand the sentiment behind the casual gesture*

*Very low so that--hopefully--only 'Ken hears*

It'll be all right soon. Our boys will be back, and the Shinigami out of your life. Well, some of them at least.
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